CHARACTERS

Because every webcomic needs one of these pages, right?

	CHRIS Chris is the creator of the comic, and often chooses to insert himself into it; sometimes he's an extra, sometimes he's lurking in the background, but - more often than not - he's the one causing chaos just for the sake of it. When he's not changing his playermodel to suit the scene, he often portrays himself using the Leet Krew model from Counter-Strike: Source, though he'll be the first to admit that he looks like a jackass in sunglasses.
	THE COMBINE Conquerors of Earth, enslavers of humanity, heralds of doom and despair. With their fearsome arsenal of mechs and augmented soldiers, they took over the entire planet in just seven hours. But all of that means nothing where this comic is concerned; here, they are nothing more than target practice.
	CITIZENS They are the poor, downtrodden, suffering masses... and even then they aren't entirely safe. They are constantly being shot, blown up, incinerated, dropped from heights, and generally just harmed. But never fear, they are trained professionals (and maybe a little bit dumb to boot).
	NURSE HAYWICK Chris' My Little Pony OC who has made a couple of appearances in the comic.