# |
KEY |
TITLE |
BRIEF SYNOPSIS |
001 |
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Barney's Dream |
Because something has to be keeping him sane. |
002 |
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Repo'd |
Pay your premiums, or else! |
003 |
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Kleiner's Delivery |
Parcel delivery is slow in every universe. |
004 |
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Ration Cards |
I fold... wait, wrong cards. |
005 |
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The Morning After |
Stop thinking that. |
006 |
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The Disguise |
Pity I couldn't disguise the joke to be better. |
007 |
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Public Service Announcement |
Sound advice from your local oppressors. |
008 |
|
Boom |
The new DOD:Source patch looks sweet. |
009 |
|
Noughts and Zombies |
"Nought" is how much effort I put into this joke. |
010 |
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A Test of Trust |
Even oppressors need to trust each other. |
011 |
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Attention Whore |
Wheeeeeeeeee! |
012 |
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Warfare Woes |
Well, it's not exactly a barrel of laughs, is it? |
013 |
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The Doctor Is Wasted |
I fuggen lovesh you, man. |
014 |
|
Moron Alert! |
What is this, I can't even... |
015 |
|
Chickenshit? |
LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE! |
016 |
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Nice Area |
Yeah, a nice area for CARNAGE. |
017 |
|
The Medkit |
Such is life... or the lack thereof. |
018 |
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Binned |
Remember, kids, throwing things in the bin is cool! |
019 |
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The Right Idea |
Solving problems one bullet at a time. |
020 |
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Dust Plz! |
All maps suck except this one! |
021 |
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Counter-Strike Personalities #1 |
The Rusher |
022 |
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Counter-Strike Personalities #2 |
AWP User |
023 |
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Too Much Information #1 |
Keep it to yourself. |
024 |
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Counter-Strike Personalities #3 |
The Hacker |
025 |
|
Freeman the Artist |
Because there's not much else for him now. |
026 |
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Counter-Strike Personalities #4 |
The "Knife Fighter" |
027 |
|
Tactical Talk |
Tactics? In CS:Source? LOL. |
028 |
|
Tyrant Versus Tyrant |
A serious debate. |
029 |
|
Wrong Rebel |
Stop right there, criminal sc— wait, wrong franchise. |
030 |
|
Zombet |
The title is the only funny thing about this. |
031 |
|
Experiments Gone Tits Up Again |
Silly Doctor Kleiner! |
032 |
|
Episode Three Aftermath |
If it ever gets made, that is. |
033 |
|
Chickenshit? Guess Not! |
The first comic sequel ever made! |
034 |
|
Nailed |
It's not what you think. |
035 |
|
Death Queue |
Combine-ran raffles suck. |
036 |
|
A Tribute To Concerned |
Frohman not included. |
037 |
|
Too Much GMod |
"There's danger? Uh, give me a moment." |
038 |
|
Another Day At Microsoft HQ |
Despite this, it was a long time before I used an Apple product. |
039 |
|
Spot the Irony |
Note: Not made of iron. |
040 |
|
Kleiner's Crotch Shot |
Note: Not made of iron. |
041 |
|
Counter-Strike Personalities #5 |
The Team Killer |
042 |
|
Legless |
It's not pleasant, I assure you. |
043 |
|
Halloween 2007 |
Trick or treat, Mr. Freeman. |
044 |
|
Target Practice |
A little to the left next time. |
045 |
|
Halloween 2007 - Part Two |
Boo! |
046 |
|
Too Much Information #2 |
Seriously, keep it to yourself. |
047 |
|
Breen's Demise |
What did happen to him, anyway? |
048 |
|
Kleiner's Dream |
And mine too, if I'm honest. |
049 |
|
Civil Protection Recruitment Poster |
Join today and hit stuff with an electric stick! |
050 |
|
The Big Five... Eh? |
Fifty comics? Yay! |
051 |
|
Combine Elite Guy #1 |
"Our saviour is here!" - The Combine |
052 |
|
Combine Elite Guy #2 |
"Our saviour sucks!" - The Combine |
053 |
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Painting The Town Red |
It's funny because it's a pun. |
054 |
|
Combine Elite Recruitment Poster |
Join today and shoot stuff! |
055 |
|
Pity The Pyro |
Mmph mmph mmm! |
056 |
|
Car For Sale |
Vroom vroom. |
057 |
|
You're Doing It Wrong |
Where's the bang? |
058 |
|
Hostage Wins |
Huzzah for crossovers! |
059 |
|
The Eyes Have It |
This much power should not be wielded by anyone. |
060 |
|
(Un)Holy Matrimony |
The sacrifice starts at three. |
061 |
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A Likely Story |
Tut tut. |
062 |
|
Friendly Fire Lecture |
I'm on your side... apparently. |
063 |
|
Return of the Pervert |
Hoo boy. |
064 |
|
Boxed In |
A crate joke awaits! |
065 |
|
Stupid Things You Can Say #1 |
You dumb motherf— |
066 |
|
Stupid Things You Can Say #2 |
Of all the dumb things... |
067 |
|
Game In Progress |
WE AM TEH WINRARS! |
068 |
|
Stupid Things You Can Say #3 |
I'ma slap you if you keep this up. |
069 |
|
Shit Happens |
Yes, I see it... stop laughing! |
070 |
|
Halloween 2008 |
Here we go again... |
071 |
|
Follow Freeman |
He's dressed weirdly, but it's definitely him! |
072 |
|
Barney's Plan |
Barney is not a smart guy. |
073 |
|
Christmas 2008 |
Ho-ho-ho, motherfucker. |
074 |
|
In Yo' Face! |
Alternative Title: BOOM HEADSHOT! |
075 |
|
New Year 2009 |
New Year, same random shit. |
076 |
|
Holy Bloody Shit! |
Speaking of which... |
077 |
|
A Tribute To The Noob |
no, ur a noob, lol |
078 |
|
Epic Swappage |
It could happen! |
079 |
|
Barney's Demise |
Say it ain't so! |
080 |
|
Valentine's Day 2009 |
More like "Very Dull Day," amirite? |
081 |
|
An Explanation |
Because one was needed at the time. |
082 |
|
Guardian Angel |
Your experience may differ. |
083 |
|
Comic About A Comic |
Does this count as breaking the fourth wall? |
084 |
|
Tactical Assault |
CHAAAAAAARGE! |
085 |
|
Good Advice? |
Disclaimer: Advice is not to be followed. |
086 |
|
The Red Army |
Come forth, comrades! |
087 |
|
Flashback |
Not to be taken seriously. |
088 |
|
Customer Service |
I'd do the same, if I could get away with it. |
089 |
|
Club xD |
Lame joke in 3... 2... 1... |
090 |
|
Run For Your Sanity |
I've got nothing. |
091 |
|
News Just In |
Nobody cares. |
092 |
|
When Animals... Answer? |
It's when they don't that problems arise. |
093 |
|
Planning For Failure |
Me IRL. |
094 |
|
Ammunition Test |
The Combine like to think things through first. |
095 |
|
Salt and Pepper |
Push it, by which I mean the link. |
096 |
|
Dinstinct |
Yum. |
097 |
|
An Apology |
I'm sorry for pun-ishing you. |
098 |
|
GOD Help Me |
Maybe Buddha would have helped more. |
099 |
|
Counter-Strike Personalities #6 |
The Admin |
100 |
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Camping Is(n't) A Legitimate Strategy |
Here's to a hundred more! |
101 |
|
Headcrab Lost |
Was crabbed, now I'm zombieeeeeee... |
102 |
|
Combine's Remorse |
Yeah, yeah, pull the other one. |
103 |
|
Combine/Human Relations |
It's a vicious cycle. |
104 |
 |
dr00dhunt |
IT'S COMIN' RIGHT FOR US! |
105 |
|
I Never Posed This! |
Seriously, I didn't. |
106 |
|
Doctor Breen's Son |
"Stop killing everyone, daddy." |
107 |
|
Sit Back And Relax |
Frankie isn't here, so do it. |
108 |
|
Overmatopoeia |
*SOUND EFFECTS* |
109 |
 |
Meet And Greet |
I'm bored too. |
110 |
|
Hostage Wins (Again) |
Guest comic by Darkwind. |
111 |
 |
Alien Advisors Assess All Administrative Applicants |
Guest comic by Fioriboy. |
112 |
|
Songs To Speak Your Mind |
My mind is a very strange place. |
113 |
|
Oh For Fu— |
You're not imagining it; I did cut off a swear word. |
114 |
|
Monitor Justice |
NO HAX ALLOWED. |
115 |
 |
Happy Second Birthday! |
Celebrate mediocre times, come on! |
116 |
|
kekekeroflzomgwtf |
There's nothing funny about this. |
117 |
|
Epic Win Is Fail |
Based on a true story. |
118 |
 |
Exodus of the Peons #1 |
Work, work. |
119 |
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Exodus of the Peons #2 |
Something need doing? |
120 |
 |
Exodus of the Peons #3 |
Work complete! |
121 |
|
Misunderstood |
It happens a lot. |
122 |
|
Halloween 2009 |
Ugh, again? |
123 |
|
Thanks For Waiting! |
I <3 you all. |
124 |
|
Alignments of CGMC |
I didn't think this one through at all. |
125 |
|
Dude, Where's My DPS? |
Probably getting high or... wait, wrong movie (I think). |
126 |
|
Christmas Special 2009 |
Goodwill to all men Combine. |
127 |
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DecEiVONY |
LIES AND DAMNED LIES. |
128 |
|
NSFW Guest Comic |
Here be the nudity I mentioned at the top of the page. |
129 |
|
Counter-Strike Personalities #7 |
The Newbie |
130 |
 |
Guest Comic for World of Warcraft, Eh? |
Someone's a bit lost... |
131 |
|
CSI: Bigcity |
Throwing on shades, not throwing shade. |
132 |
|
RIP Robert Culp |
Farewell, Doctor. |
133 |
|
CSI: Assault |
The map, not the crime. |
134 |
 |
Barn Hitting 101 |
Combine forces need urgent training ideas. |
135 |
 |
CSI: Elwynn |
Can't you tell that I'm a big fan of these jokes? |
136 |
|
Turnin' Up The Heat |
Lewd. |
137 |
 |
Turkey or Chicken? |
Gobble gobble BAWK! |
138 |
|
Lights, Camera... What Action? |
Oh, dear. |
139 |
|
Spycrab Zombies |
Guest comic by A.R. |
140 |
|
New Toys |
They always get the fun stuff. |
141 |
|
RED And BLU Watch TV |
Two channels and fuck all on. |
142 |
|
Scam Spotting 101 |
Don't be a sucker! |
143 |
|
Chris The Warrior |
I'd rather be a Druid. |
144 |
 |
Midscunner |
I am so (well) done. |
145 |
|
Not Quite An Opera |
Cover your ears! |
146 |
|
Shi_ H_pp_ns |
It totally does. |
147 |
|
Walk This Way |
Or walk your way, whatever's good for you. |
148 |
|
Sal and Lars Prologue |
A proper storyline? You'd better believe it! |
149 |
|
Sal and Lars #1 |
A Lucky Meeting |
150 |
|
Sal and Lars #2 |
New Beginnings |
151 |
|
Sal and Lars #3 |
Jack Is Back |
152 |
|
Sal and Lars #4 |
He's One Of Us |
153 |
|
Sal and Lars #5 |
In And Out Of The Fray |
154 |
|
Life With Horatio |
Last one, I promise. |
155 |
|
Sal and Lars #6 |
Deep Infection |
156 |
|
Sal and Lars #7 |
A Shot Of Truth |
157 |
|
Sal and Lars #8 |
Revelation |
158 |
|
Some NSFW Filler |
Please Note: NSFW is not guaranteed. |
159 |
|
Sal and Lars #9 |
The Road To Vengeance |
160 |
|
Sal and Lars #10 |
Call of the Cuckoo |
161 |
|
Sal and Lars #11 |
A Falling Out |
162 |
|
Sal and Lars #12 |
An End And A Beginning |
163 |
|
Sal and Lars #13 |
Between A Rock |
164 |
 |
A Crappy Crossover |
Exactly what it says on the proverbial tin. |
165 |
|
For Rob and Ashley |
This one is surplus to requirements. |
166 |
|
Sal and Lars #14 |
An End To All Things |
167 |
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The Fate of SFC |
Business in Azeroth is a brutal thing. |
168 |
|
Sal and Lars Epilogue |
The End |
169 |
|
Jack's Story #1 |
Same storyline, different guy. |
170 |
|
Jack's Story #2 |
Jack meets up his friends. |
171 |
|
Valentine's Day 2011 |
Showing love, the CGMC way. |
172 |
|
Cold Filler |
Is that for sandwiches or something? |
173 |
|
Jack's Story #3 |
Jack, Simon and Mark blow off some steam. |
174 |
|
Troll Fillersics |
Infinite jokes. |
175 |
|
I Never Meant It Like That! |
Or maybe he did. |
176 |
|
Jack's Story #4 |
Jack finds himself facing a situation out of his worst nightmares. |
177 |
 |
A Message from Rift to WoW |
No comment. |
178 |
 |
Heroes of the Alliance |
Based on my own experiences. |
179 |
|
The End |
Not for long, though. |
180 |
|
The Return |
Yay. |
181 |
|
Badly Drawn #1 |
The "bad" part is correct. |
182 |
|
Badly Drawn #2 |
Yep, still correct. |
183 |
|
Jack's Story #4½ |
Charlie Sheen wasn't interested. |
184 |
|
Jack's Story #5 |
Jack meets the last two people he expected to. |
185 |
|
Jack's Story #6 |
Jack takes action. |
186 |
|
Jack's Story #7 |
Jack meets with an old friend. |
187 |
|
Jack's Story #8 |
Jack gets a new purpose. |
188 |
|
Jack's Story #9 |
Jack finds some acquaintances. |
189 |
|
Jack's Story #10 |
Down but not out, Jack sets off on a new mission. |
190 |
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Jack's Story #11 |
Revelations abound as Jack arrives at his destination. |
191 |
|
Valentine's Day 2012 |
*groan* |
192 |
|
Jack's Story #12 |
Jack's story comes to its tragic end. |
193 |
|
Simon's Story #1 |
Barney convinces Alyx to tell the tale of Simon. |
194 |
|
Stupid Program! |
Error 404, short description not found. |
195 |
|
Simon's Story #2 |
Simon finds himself at a loss. |
196 |
 |
CSI:Orgrimmar |
Even the Horde need their expert investigators. |
197 |
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How It Happened To Me |
Two is not enough. |
198 |
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A Brother's Response |
He wasn't impressed. |
199 |
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A Different Point of View |
Sometimes, you need another perspective... or three. |
200 |
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Back In Action |
Hiatus? What hiatus? |
201 |
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Fluttershy's New Pet |
She's so good with animals. |
202 |
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Just For Fun |
Somepony needs to give Luna a dictionary. |
203 |
|
International Kissing Day 2017 |
Mwah! |
204 |
|
The Five Stages of the new Doctor Who Reaction |
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE— |
205 |
|
Every. Freaking. Time. |
Twenty years too late. |
206 |
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A Lapse in Judgement |
Never forget who you're speaking to. |
207 |
|
Praise Him! |
No, not that guy. |
208 |
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I'm Famous! |
Luna is not happy about her sister going viral. |
209 |
|
R.T.F.M. |
Read The Fucking Manual. |
210 |
|
Trump's New Immigration Control Policy |
Fuck this guy. |
211 |
|
Tumblr Policy in a Nutshell |
No explanation required. |
212 |
|
Wrong Wavelength |
You need to talk more. |
213 |
|
Me IRL |
Yep. |
214 |
|
100 Bonus Points If You Get It |
If you work in retail, you will get it. |
215 |
|
Expos(ur)e |
Don't mess with artists. |
216 |
|
Evil Deeds |
Terrorists will do anything these days. |
217 |
|
Irritating Things That Customers Do #1 |
The "counterfeit note" joke is just... no. |
218 |
|
Pram Pusher Logic |
I can't be the only one who thinks this, can I? |
219 |
 |
Irritating Things That Customers Do #2 |
You want a lower price, and I want you to piss off; we can't always get what we want, you know. |
220 |
|
Mother Knows Best |
Eat your fruit. |
221 |
|
Why Do They Do This To Us? |
The faces, man, the faces! |
222 |
|
Better Than Air Conditioning |
But is it better than sex? |
223 |
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A Reference I Just HAD To Make |
You big feckin' eejit! |
224 |
|
Irritating Things That Customers Do #3 |
People want discounts for the stupidest reasons. |
225 |
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Petition THIS! |
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEALY?! |
226 |
|
RimWorld Diplomacy 101 |
Based on a true story. |
227 |
|
Irritating Things That Customers Do #4 |
Some information is on a Need To Know basis... and I don't frigging know. |
228 |
|
Take The Money And Run |
YAY, BANDWAGON! |
229 |
|
Keeping An Eye Open |
Who knew that spam emails could lead to a comic idea? |
230 |
 |
Another Meme Bandwagon |
ALL ABOARD! |
231 |
|
Rust In A Nutshell |
Your experience may vary. |
232 |
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Pinkie Pie's New Party Cannon |
Caution: Ear protection must be worn. |
233 |
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Big Talk To Little Ponies |
Even in Equestria, stimpacks are a necessity. |
234 |
|
Irritating Things That Customers Do #5 |
Hey! Hey, you! Psst! |
235 |
|
Facebook In A Nutshell |
It's all about the money. |
236 |
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Fishing |
Hey, you! Catch! |