ARCHIVE

- Flash comic converted to a YouTube video | - Comic contains ponies | - World of Warcraft

# KEY TITLE BRIEF SYNOPSIS
001 Barney's Dream Because something has to be keeping him sane.
002 Repo'd Pay your premiums, or else!
003 Kleiner's Delivery Parcel delivery is slow in every universe.
004 Ration Cards I fold... wait, wrong cards.
005 The Morning After Stop thinking that.
006 The Disguise Pity I couldn't disguise the joke to be better.
007 Public Service Announcement Sound advice from your local oppressors.
008 Boom The new DOD:Source patch looks sweet.
009 Noughts and Zombies "Nought" is how much effort I put into this joke.
010 A Test of Trust Even oppressors need to trust each other.
011 Attention Whore Wheeeeeeeeee!
012 Warfare Woes Well, it's not exactly a barrel of laughs, is it?
013 The Doctor Is Wasted I fuggen lovesh you, man.
014 Moron Alert! What is this, I can't even...
015 Chickenshit? LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE!
016 Nice Area Yeah, a nice area for CARNAGE.
017 The Medkit Such is life... or the lack thereof.
018 Binned Remember, kids, throwing things in the bin is cool!
019 The Right Idea Solving problems one bullet at a time.
020 Dust Plz! All maps suck except this one!
021 Counter-Strike Personalities #1 The Rusher
022 Counter-Strike Personalities #2 AWP User
023 Too Much Information #1 Keep it to yourself.
024 Counter-Strike Personalities #3 The Hacker
025 Freeman the Artist Because there's not much else for him now.
026 Counter-Strike Personalities #4 The "Knife Fighter"
027 Tactical Talk Tactics? In CS:Source? LOL.
028 Tyrant Versus Tyrant A serious debate.
029 Wrong Rebel Stop right there, criminal sc— wait, wrong franchise.
030 Zombet The title is the only funny thing about this.
031 Experiments Gone Tits Up Again Silly Doctor Kleiner!
032 Episode Three Aftermath If it ever gets made, that is.
033 Chickenshit? Guess Not! The first comic sequel ever made!
034 Nailed It's not what you think.
035 Death Queue Combine-ran raffles suck.
036 A Tribute To Concerned Frohman not included.
037 Too Much GMod "There's danger? Uh, give me a moment."
038 Another Day At Microsoft HQ Despite this, it was a long time before I used an Apple product.
039 Spot the Irony Note: Not made of iron.
040 Kleiner's Crotch Shot Note: Not made of iron.
041 Counter-Strike Personalities #5 The Team Killer
042 Legless It's not pleasant, I assure you.
043 Halloween 2007 Trick or treat, Mr. Freeman.
044 Target Practice A little to the left next time.
045 Halloween 2007 - Part Two Boo!
046 Too Much Information #2 Seriously, keep it to yourself.
047 Breen's Demise What did happen to him, anyway?
048 Kleiner's Dream And mine too, if I'm honest.
049 Civil Protection Recruitment Poster Join today and hit stuff with an electric stick!
050 The Big Five... Eh? Fifty comics? Yay!
051 Combine Elite Guy #1 "Our saviour is here!" - The Combine
052 Combine Elite Guy #2 "Our saviour sucks!" - The Combine
053 Painting The Town Red It's funny because it's a pun.
054 Combine Elite Recruitment Poster Join today and shoot stuff!
055 Pity The Pyro Mmph mmph mmm!
056 Car For Sale Vroom vroom.
057 You're Doing It Wrong Where's the bang?
058 Hostage Wins Huzzah for crossovers!
059 The Eyes Have It This much power should not be wielded by anyone.
060 (Un)Holy Matrimony The sacrifice starts at three.
061 A Likely Story Tut tut.
062 Friendly Fire Lecture I'm on your side... apparently.
063 Return of the Pervert Hoo boy.
064 Boxed In A crate joke awaits!
065 Stupid Things You Can Say #1 You dumb motherf—
066 Stupid Things You Can Say #2 Of all the dumb things...
067 Game In Progress WE AM TEH WINRARS!
068 Stupid Things You Can Say #3 I'ma slap you if you keep this up.
069 Shit Happens Yes, I see it... stop laughing!
070 Halloween 2008 Here we go again...
071 Follow Freeman He's dressed weirdly, but it's definitely him!
072 Barney's Plan Barney is not a smart guy.
073 Christmas 2008 Ho-ho-ho, motherfucker.
074 In Yo' Face! Alternative Title: BOOM HEADSHOT!
075 New Year 2009 New Year, same random shit.
076 Holy Bloody Shit! Speaking of which...
077 A Tribute To The Noob no, ur a noob, lol
078 Epic Swappage It could happen!
079 Barney's Demise Say it ain't so!
080 Valentine's Day 2009 More like "Very Dull Day," amirite?
081 An Explanation Because one was needed at the time.
082 Guardian Angel Your experience may differ.
083 Comic About A Comic Does this count as breaking the fourth wall?
084 Tactical Assault CHAAAAAAARGE!
085 Good Advice? Disclaimer: Advice is not to be followed.
086 The Red Army Come forth, comrades!
087 Flashback Not to be taken seriously.
088 Customer Service I'd do the same, if I could get away with it.
089 Club xD Lame joke in 3... 2... 1...
090 Run For Your Sanity I've got nothing.
091 News Just In Nobody cares.
092 When Animals... Answer? It's when they don't that problems arise.
093 Planning For Failure Me IRL.
094 Ammunition Test The Combine like to think things through first.
095 Salt and Pepper Push it, by which I mean the link.
096 Dinstinct Yum.
097 An Apology I'm sorry for pun-ishing you.
098 GOD Help Me Maybe Buddha would have helped more.
099 Counter-Strike Personalities #6 The Admin
100 Camping Is(n't) A Legitimate Strategy Here's to a hundred more!
101 Headcrab Lost Was crabbed, now I'm zombieeeeeee...
102 Combine's Remorse Yeah, yeah, pull the other one.
103 Combine/Human Relations It's a vicious cycle.
104 dr00dhunt IT'S COMIN' RIGHT FOR US!
105 I Never Posed This! Seriously, I didn't.
106 Doctor Breen's Son "Stop killing everyone, daddy."
107 Sit Back And Relax Frankie isn't here, so do it.
108 Overmatopoeia *SOUND EFFECTS*
109 Meet And Greet I'm bored too.
110 Hostage Wins (Again) Guest comic by Darkwind.
111 Alien Advisors Assess All Administrative Applicants Guest comic by Fioriboy.
112 Songs To Speak Your Mind My mind is a very strange place.
113 Oh For Fu— You're not imagining it; I did cut off a swear word.
114 Monitor Justice NO HAX ALLOWED.
115 Happy Second Birthday! Celebrate mediocre times, come on!
116 kekekeroflzomgwtf There's nothing funny about this.
117 Epic Win Is Fail Based on a true story.
118 Exodus of the Peons #1 Work, work.
119 Exodus of the Peons #2 Something need doing?
120 Exodus of the Peons #3 Work complete!
121 Misunderstood It happens a lot.
122 Halloween 2009 Ugh, again?
123 Thanks For Waiting! I <3 you all.
124 Alignments of CGMC I didn't think this one through at all.
125 Dude, Where's My DPS? Probably getting high or... wait, wrong movie (I think).
126 Christmas Special 2009 Goodwill to all men Combine.
127 DecEiVONY LIES AND DAMNED LIES.
128 NSFW Guest Comic Here be the nudity I mentioned at the top of the page.
129 Counter-Strike Personalities #7 The Newbie
130 Guest Comic for World of Warcraft, Eh? Someone's a bit lost...
131 CSI: Bigcity Throwing on shades, not throwing shade.
132 RIP Robert Culp Farewell, Doctor.
133 CSI: Assault The map, not the crime.
134 Barn Hitting 101 Combine forces need urgent training ideas.
135 CSI: Elwynn Can't you tell that I'm a big fan of these jokes?
136 Turnin' Up The Heat Lewd.
137 Turkey or Chicken? Gobble gobble BAWK!
138 Lights, Camera... What Action? Oh, dear.
139 Spycrab Zombies Guest comic by A.R.
140 New Toys They always get the fun stuff.
141 RED And BLU Watch TV Two channels and fuck all on.
142 Scam Spotting 101 Don't be a sucker!
143 Chris The Warrior I'd rather be a Druid.
144 Midscunner I am so (well) done.
145 Not Quite An Opera Cover your ears!
146 Shi_ H_pp_ns It totally does.
147 Walk This Way Or walk your way, whatever's good for you.
148 Sal and Lars Prologue A proper storyline? You'd better believe it!
149 Sal and Lars #1 A Lucky Meeting
150 Sal and Lars #2 New Beginnings
151 Sal and Lars #3 Jack Is Back
152 Sal and Lars #4 He's One Of Us
153 Sal and Lars #5 In And Out Of The Fray
154 Life With Horatio Last one, I promise.
155 Sal and Lars #6 Deep Infection
156 Sal and Lars #7 A Shot Of Truth
157 Sal and Lars #8 Revelation
158 Some NSFW Filler Please Note: NSFW is not guaranteed.
159 Sal and Lars #9 The Road To Vengeance
160 Sal and Lars #10 Call of the Cuckoo
161 Sal and Lars #11 A Falling Out
162 Sal and Lars #12 An End And A Beginning
163 Sal and Lars #13 Between A Rock
164 A Crappy Crossover Exactly what it says on the proverbial tin.
165 For Rob and Ashley This one is surplus to requirements.
166 Sal and Lars #14 An End To All Things
167 The Fate of SFC Business in Azeroth is a brutal thing.
168 Sal and Lars Epilogue The End
169 Jack's Story #1 Same storyline, different guy.
170 Jack's Story #2 Jack meets up his friends.
171 Valentine's Day 2011 Showing love, the CGMC way.
172 Cold Filler Is that for sandwiches or something?
173 Jack's Story #3 Jack, Simon and Mark blow off some steam.
174 Troll Fillersics Infinite jokes.
175 I Never Meant It Like That! Or maybe he did.
176 Jack's Story #4 Jack finds himself facing a situation out of his worst nightmares.
177 A Message from Rift to WoW No comment.
178 Heroes of the Alliance Based on my own experiences.
179 The End Not for long, though.
180 The Return Yay.
181 Badly Drawn #1 The "bad" part is correct.
182 Badly Drawn #2 Yep, still correct.
183 Jack's Story #4½ Charlie Sheen wasn't interested.
184 Jack's Story #5 Jack meets the last two people he expected to.
185 Jack's Story #6 Jack takes action.
186 Jack's Story #7 Jack meets with an old friend.
187 Jack's Story #8 Jack gets a new purpose.
188 Jack's Story #9 Jack finds some acquaintances.
189 Jack's Story #10 Down but not out, Jack sets off on a new mission.
190 Jack's Story #11 Revelations abound as Jack arrives at his destination.
191 Valentine's Day 2012 *groan*
192 Jack's Story #12 Jack's story comes to its tragic end.
193 Simon's Story #1 Barney convinces Alyx to tell the tale of Simon.
194 Stupid Program! Error 404, short description not found.
195 Simon's Story #2 Simon finds himself at a loss.
196 CSI:Orgrimmar Even the Horde need their expert investigators.
197 How It Happened To Me Two is not enough.
198 A Brother's Response He wasn't impressed.
199 A Different Point of View Sometimes, you need another perspective... or three.
200 Back In Action Hiatus? What hiatus?
201 Fluttershy's New Pet She's so good with animals.
202 Just For Fun Somepony needs to give Luna a dictionary.
203 International Kissing Day 2017 Mwah!
204 The Five Stages of the new Doctor Who Reaction RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE—
205 Every. Freaking. Time. Twenty years too late.
206 A Lapse in Judgement Never forget who you're speaking to.
207 Praise Him! No, not that guy.
208 I'm Famous! Luna is not happy about her sister going viral.
209 R.T.F.M. Read The Fucking Manual.
210 Trump's New Immigration Control Policy Fuck this guy.
211 Tumblr Policy in a Nutshell No explanation required.
212 Wrong Wavelength You need to talk more.
213 Me IRL Yep.
214 100 Bonus Points If You Get It If you work in retail, you will get it.
215 Expos(ur)e Don't mess with artists.
216 Evil Deeds Terrorists will do anything these days.
217 Irritating Things That Customers Do #1 The "counterfeit note" joke is just... no.
218 Pram Pusher Logic I can't be the only one who thinks this, can I?
219 Irritating Things That Customers Do #2 You want a lower price, and I want you to piss off; we can't always get what we want, you know.
220 Mother Knows Best Eat your fruit.
221 Why Do They Do This To Us? The faces, man, the faces!
222 Better Than Air Conditioning But is it better than sex?
223 A Reference I Just HAD To Make You big feckin' eejit!
224 Irritating Things That Customers Do #3 People want discounts for the stupidest reasons.
225 Petition THIS! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEALY?!
226 RimWorld Diplomacy 101 Based on a true story.
227 Irritating Things That Customers Do #4 Some information is on a Need To Know basis... and I don't frigging know.
228 Take The Money And Run YAY, BANDWAGON!
229 Keeping An Eye Open Who knew that spam emails could lead to a comic idea?
230 Another Meme Bandwagon ALL ABOARD!
231 Rust In A Nutshell Your experience may vary.
232 Pinkie Pie's New Party Cannon Caution: Ear protection must be worn.
233 Big Talk To Little Ponies Even in Equestria, stimpacks are a necessity.
234 Irritating Things That Customers Do #5 Hey! Hey, you! Psst!
235 Facebook In A Nutshell It's all about the money.
236 Fishing Hey, you! Catch!